In the land where mushrooms grow on cow plop.
Looms the great menace. The label called Sub Pop.
So called "grunge" guitar and lots of sop.
Soon enough they're all gonna flop.
All the little kids still listen to Nirvanna.
While they spend allowance on lot's of marijuana.
Listen to that whoosey stuff if you wanna.
As up to date as "Ole' Suzzana".

The pussy bands of today make me gag.
Little geeks with spray cans makin' a tag.
I'll rise above and notcall you a Jag.
None can hold a candle to the late Black Flag.

Got Soundgarden at the store.
Sounds the same as Sabbath Volume Four.
I knowtoday's Ozzie is kind of a bore.
Back then you were poopin' on the floor.

Tryin' their hardest to sound like Blue Cheer.
Shoulda seen Lee Ving back with Fear.
Maybe he wasn't sensitive. He called people queer.
Before they made that record with all that beer.

The best for last-the band flesheaters.
Don't talk hardcore you magazine readers.
Chris D needs to give us all kicks in keisters.
No rhymes needed-go buy Flesheaters.